Negative Nancy

On the beach

internetisforsillystuff:

Expectation: 

Reality:

dreamingofawonderlandd:

demigodofhoolemere:

i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal

do you guys see what i’m getting at

This is the most accurate post I’ve ever seen.

an-egg:

no kid, enough of this “bi” or “pan” you just gotta pick your orientation… youre either portrait or landscape

dampsandwich:

reblog if you may or may not be randy jackson you just arent quite sure at this point because youve never seen you and him in the same room together

bonesfeelcold:

dinosaurs64:

kardashitans:

do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs

theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed

i wish i could unread this

(Source: jssey)

departured:

I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg